higher than the empire state.

123293

zillatamer:

unimpressedcats:

food? no… friend

I like how the hamster’s fear response is to just eat faster like
If I’m going to die, it should be with a full stomach.

Kristen Stewart at “PUNK: Chaos To Couture” Costume Institute Gala

twizzler

(Source: herondalelightwoods, via ryaninwonderland)

879 notes | 2 weeks ago

176193

ho-rrific:

“the fuck you going to do about it”

moo bitch get out the way

itsmelisss:

so i searched “ohio man” and got this gem of a headline

and thankfully there was a picture along with this story

(via why-im-not-where-you-are)

43,890 notes | 2 weeks ago

basedgodniall:

when you spell restaurant right on the first try

(Source: nointerrruption, via why-im-not-where-you-are)

44,061 notes | 2 weeks ago

niknak79:

Well played Mr.President

(via why-im-not-where-you-are)

143,382 notes | 2 weeks ago

70536

cloudylungs:

nonelikerae:

Just searching for a place I’ll fit in.

I am so fucking done

ladragonaria:

fuckyeah1990s:

Eventually I’m going to gif every joke Carlos tells on Magic School Bus…

Keisha looks like she is 1000% done with Carlos and his… ANT-ics.

(via legitteiranikoru)

113,868 notes | 2 weeks ago

132388

kfcgoddess:

morning-cigarette-xo:

ahhhfaggots:

squiddkid:

kfcgoddess:

this is officially my favourite gif idk why but it is
ok bye

this is perfect

can never not reblog this

forever reblog

my comments still there wtf

48884

queenofslash:

alexsmalldickgaskarth:

sparhklers:

pinkfloralalice:

My Childhood

I WAS OBSESSED WITH THESE O M G

I have one and I took it with me to school last week and it wouldn’t shut up, so my teachers yelled and asked who’s phone is beeping and I had to admit that it was my tamagotchi! and it died, 2 times in 2 days…. I called him gay :(

I remember when we were seven everyone had a tamagotchi in their drawers at school and you were allowed to go check on it if it started beeping and this one time a girl got up to check hers and she started crying because it had died so my teacher cut the lesson short and we had a funeral for it at the back of the school feild

i remember when everytime i had one it always fucking broke.

throbinhood:

boredhetaliansin221b:

OMFG HE REALLY DID I SHIT U NOT

(via legitteiranikoru)

41,688 notes | 2 weeks ago

(Source: thestanakatic, via legitteiranikoru)

102,179 notes | 2 weeks ago

Now That’s What I Call Tumblr

this is the best thing i have literally seen on tumblr

(Source: sydney-rakestraw, via legitteiranikoru)

170,877 notes | 2 weeks ago

160838

mannhattan:

olivialaura:

gameraddictions:

sad-broken-andneverenough:

beyond-the-limitations-of-me:

redxluna:

pretentiousprince:

apsychedelicdoomcult:

Chimps do it for the lulz also

I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT THAT FUCKING ALIEN SPIDER THING IS ON THE MAMA CHIMP’S BACK JFC

When you see it…

WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD YOU POINT THAT OUT EVER

sorry I had to ….. what is it?

as the baby was trying to pull itself up it grabbed a bunch of the dead grass. you can see the baby’s arm on the mother’s side, the spider thing is just the dead grass. i could be wrong though

^you’re right it’s just the grassies

you can clearly see the “grass” move up

161020

xdroox:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

me on my way to steal your man

“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”